this is grenada....

this is grenada is an adequate response to almost every story, question, complaint possible here... on the message boards for incoming students  they've actually made their own little computer lingo anagram or whatever they're called 'tig' this is grenada.

i'm hot - tig
the store is out of ..... -tig
i almost got ran over by a bus - tig
i had to pay x amount of dollars for this piece of crap -tig
so and so has dengue fever -tig
there are ants everywhere! -tig
that sales person was rude to me -tig
i've been waiting for this for 3 weeks -tig
no one knows who to ask about that - tig
the smoothies are incredible -tig (ok so that one is something probably only I say, but I literally cannot get enough of how good the smoothies are!!!!!!!!)

Other observations I've been making lately mostly have to deal with my appearance.....

1. my face is shiny 24/7. no matter how many times I wash it or how cool I am my face is still shining with a combination of sweat and sunscreen. no amount of face powder and no length of time sitting in front of the fan gets rid of it. -tig
2. it is really hard to not notice the extra 5-10 lbs I've gained when I live in a bathing suit.  -tig
3. I shave entirely too much for my liking.  that's the only good thing about winter, wearing jeans and tights everyday to cover up 2nd day stubble.  -tig
4. my hair actually likes the humidity. probably because it's so long it doesn't get too poofy, it just curls and air dries nicely. -tig
5. when picking out clothes I think of function before looks.  how much do I think I'll sweat in this ? -tig
6. mosquito bites are my new accessories.  it is way too hot to wear necklaces and bracelets like I would at home.  my neck is probably the sweatiest place on my body... I don't understand it but it is always dripping. (disgusting?? tig)  even my wrists sweat, my watch is always covered in sweat... -tig